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10 things NOT to do on your honeymoon

10 things NOT to do on your honeymoon


Published 3rd May 2016

So, we know it's very exciting and all, but let's not get carried away with the whole 'newly-wed thang', ya? 

 

 

 

#1 Turn into a RAVING, bark-ing mad CRAZY WOMAN when the air hostess at the checkpoint doesn't let you upgrade. P.s. she doesn't care that you just got married and your Mother-in-law spilt red wine down your dress so you deserve this...etc.etc.  

  

 

#2 Don't get equally upset when the clerk at your hotel doesn't upgrade you either (even though your Mother-in-law spilt red wine down your dress at the wedding and you deserve it yadda yadda yadda...) 

 

#3 Get sick (like our Deputy Web Ed. did) and emit want can only be called 'the worst kind of bridal glow...' 

#4 Still be drunk post-wedding-night and try to negociate your way through the airport...

  

 

#5 Forget important documents...that help you when you're there and help you actually get there

 

#6 Forget to apply the old sunscreen...because you won't look like this:

 

You'll look like THIS:

 

#7 Eat a ridiculous (actually SCARY) amount after thinning down to get in your wedding dress...

#8 Don't overbook your 'honeymoon itinary'... 

 

#9 Leave booking excursions until when you're there...because, they'll all be, like, booked up...

 

#10 And, finally? Don't make out everywhere like your 15 year old teenagers again. It's GROSS...and you bought a room didn't you? 

 

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